Monday, May 28, 2012

Real Sikhi......



Real Sikhi......
Ik Waar Sarab Dharam Samelan Ho Reha C Os Ch har dharam da vakta bulaya hoya c. Te ohna ne ik nastik v bulaya hoya c. Te jehra nastik c professer saluke oh daawaa karke aya ki ik dharmik vakte di gal nu galt sidh karanga. Te sikh dharam walon GIANI SANT SINGH Ji MASKEEN JI NU BULAYA GYA............ professor saluke da daawaa c ke oh eh sabit karega k rab nai hai othe 14 vakte aye san te 5 judge san. Islaam ton gal shuru hoyi ohna ne tarah tarah di dalilan ditiyan khuda hai os di bandagi karni chahidi hai te bohot kuch keha khuda di bandagi naal sakoon milda hai. par professor saluke ne ohna di 5 mint di takrir nu 5 minta ch hi radd karta . Islaam di kitiyan te radd hon ton maskeen ji da adha dil hil gya. Udon Maskeen ji ne andro ardass kiti hey WAHEGURU ! Mere kolo ehdiyan gallan da jawab nai kyon ki isda bhut tez dimag hai te WAHEGURU ji hun tusi lazz rakhna meri..!! Te 6 vakteyan nu saluke ne radd karta te 7ve num te maskeen ji nu bulaya gya. Maskeen ji de bolan ton baad professor Saluke ne keha jis rabb di tusi gal karde ho tusi ohnu dekhya hai? Maskeen ji ne keha __ nahi. Saluke kehnda jihnu dekhya hi nai ohnu sidh karan di kosish kar rahe ho? Maskeen ji kehnde __ hanji main kita te edan hi hai. professor Saluke(nastik).. Jisnu kade dekhya ni hai os de baare gal kiti jawe jhooth hundi hai sansaar sach hai tuhadi gal galt hai kyon ki tusi gal kiti a dikhai tuhanu dita nahi eh jhooth hi hoya. Maskeen ji __ jaroori nai ke sansaar vich ohi kuch hai jo dikhai dewe balki sansaar ch oh v hai jo dikhai nahi denda. Phull dikhai dende ne khusboo nahi dikhai dendi. Mircha dikhai dendiyan ne kurhtan ni dikhai dendi. Sakhar(sugar) dikhai dendi hai mithas ni dikhai dendi. Jiwe kise da sir dard karda hai te koi kahe dikha ke dard kiwe da hunda hai kala ja pila? is tarah, main nahi manda..! Sansaar ch kuj aisa v hai jo nahi dikhai denda. Nastik(Saluke has ke kehnda)__eh dalilaan bhut puraniyan ho gyiyan. Eh 1000 sala ton rishi muni kehnde rahe ne main galt sidh kar sakda. Mirch nu muh ch rakhan naal kurhtan mehsoos hundi hai. mehak dikhai nai dekhdi phullan nu nere leyaiye ohna di mehak mehsoos hundi hai. Sakhar nu muh ch rakhaan naal mithas da pta chal janda hai. WAHEGURU WAHEGURU kariye rabb mehsoos hunda hai?? Kuch pta chalda hai? Kuch nai pta chalda. Maskeen ji __jadon banda behosh howe tan phullan di mehak os de kol howe ohnu pta ni chalda. Viche saluke bol pya __ mere jeha tarkik banda tuhanu behos lagda hai? Main daawaa kar k aya ha ki sareyan di gallan nu galt sidh karna main tuhanu behosh partit hunda? main hosh ch keh reha nahi hai rabb..!! Jidan ghas ton ghas..anaj ton anaj..bandeyan ton banda paida hunda kon karta hai? Maskeen ji____tan te kapre paye ne eh v karte bina ni. Ik niki jini soyi v karte bina nahi bandi. maskeen ji nu pta c saluke ne ohna di gal radd kar deni hai. Nastik__jine v sansaar ch dharmik mander ne eh nahi hone chahide kyon ki rabb dekhya nahi te os di charcha karde kyo ne? Behosh te oh ne jihna ne dekhya nahi main hosh ch han te karta hai te karte da karta kon hai?? Maskeen ji__ sikh kaum de darshnik pro. Ganga ji di ik gal maskeen ji nu yaad aa gyi maskeen jine puchya tuhade pita da ki naam hai? Saluke kehnda es charcha che mere pita di ki lod peh gyi? Maskeen ji kehnde mainu shak hai eh nai hai tera pita..! Saluke kehan lga tuhadi hun gal limit ton bahar ho gyi hai..! Te jehra sabhayta ton gir jaye te rabb di gal kare eh kina wadda jhooth hai..!te keh dita eh mera peo nahi main shak karda..! Maskeen ji kehnde hadd ho gyi tu mere peo te shak karda hai te mainu kehnda hai tera vichaar sabhyta ton thale gir gye? Te os te shak kar reha hai jisne tere pita warge kine pita banaye ne. Tu os te shak karke ki eh sabhyta ton giri hoyi gal nahi kiti ? Main shak karda tu apne peo da koi saboot de? Guru Arjan dev ji di pankti hai. Pita Ka Janam Ke Janai Poot|| Sagal Paroi Apne Soot|| te jehre hor dharma e vakta baithe c oh saluke diyan gallan sun ke bahut aukhe hoye paye c..! Te jadon maskeen jine eh gal kahi to apne pita da saboot de amin rabb da saboot de deyanga..os samen chariya bhaj pyiyan..! Bhut sor saraba hoya..dharmik lokan nu bahut khushi hoyi..! te enne ch ohna da time khatam ho gya..! Te maskeen jine shukar manaya waheguru ji tusi izat rakhli..! Baad ch jadon saare ikathe baithe c professor Saluke kehnda maskeen ji daalil te meri eh hai rabb nahi nahi nahi..par hirey de kise nike je kune ch awaz aundi hai shayad howe kyon ki sansar ch kuch eho je loki hoye ne jihna di kehni kuch alag c..! Maskeen ji ne keya ethe ana safal ho gya..! Eh nikka surakh wadda ho ajyega jadon pani da vagh piche jada hoya..! Kehnda hai ki sikh dharam vich andviswas lyi thaa hai? Maskeen ji kehnde andviswas chahida hai par jis te kariye oh anda na howe (blind na howe..!) Bhul Chuk Di Khima Ji . WAHEGURU JI KA KHALSA WAHEGURU JI KI FATEH APNE VIEWS DAVO JI SARE IS VARE TE OH SARE LIKE TE COMMENT KARO JI



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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Teacher Required — Phillor (Jalandhar)


Street Address: Maharaja Ranjit Singh Police Public School, Punjab Police Academy , Phillaur
Teachers required in
1. Chemistry
2. English
3. Social Science
4. Nursery Trained teacher
5. Art & Craft Teacher
Qualification Post Graduate above 55% with B.Ed & Experienced.
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Sunday, May 13, 2012

Interview- Awesome Answers In IAS Examination




                       Awesome Answers In IAS Examination

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind.
This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!

OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987, ESSAY QUESTION
Question: What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer (After 7 blank pages, at the end of the last page…): This is courage.



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Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Jobs in cafe coffee day — Jalandhar

Jobs in cafe coffee day — Jalandhar



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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Kaur (Singhni) is Queen



So Kyon Manda Aakhiye Jit Jamme Rajaan!!

The real Singhni Saabt Soorat in her way....Same Passion like other Boys..that is why she is real Singh

this Camera man Singhni......
God Bless her..